Grape Proti-15 Concentrate

Bariatric Food Direct

$ 10.99 $ 13.99


This seemingly simple cocktail is so refreshing it's sure to conjure the grape ape that's been hiding deep inside you.

Disclaimer: Once summoned, Bariatric Food Direct is not responsible for the irrational actions of Grape Ape nor his incessant need for more grape refreshment. Do not attempt to calm him with offerings of anything other than Grape Proti-15 as he will interpret your advances as a threat and surely go ape on you. Charged with 15 grams of protein in one serving, this grape flavored primate inducer is a force to be reckoned with!

...Enjoy !


(7 delicious Servings per box)


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